This week you and daddy had a night together because I had to work late so he took you to Reno's for dinner. Reno's is a local sports bar near campus and the waitresses wear shorts as part of their uniform, apparently your waitress was wearing short shorts because when she walked away from the table at one point you said "daddy, that lady's not wearing any pants". Lately we've noticed that you have had an explosion in your vocabulary and also in your ability to say the craziest thing at the craziest time!
When we were at Target the other day you were questioning why another shopper was wearing ear muffs and as I tried to explain to you that it was similar to your hat you didn't think I had understood what you were questioning so you got more and more adamant. The lady was really nice and took off her earmuffs to show you what they were and how they worked. Of course you clammed up at that point and wouldn't talk to her.